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[赛后贴] 今日NBA常规赛，湖人队主场123-116战胜太阳队，迎2连胜。

双方数据：

湖人（2-0）：詹姆斯21分4板8助、浓眉35分8板4助2帽、里夫斯26分4板8助3断、八村塁14分7板2助、拉塞尔5分5助、文森特5分3断、海斯6分6板4助、克内克特8分2助、克里斯蒂3分3板

太阳（1-1）：比尔15分9助2断、杜兰特30分4板6助、努尔基奇4分7板4助、布克23分3板4助、琼斯14分4助、奥尼尔7分4板4助、普拉姆利6分7板、邓恩9分3板、莫里斯8分3助2断

[–]Lakershristi 4 points 2 hours ago

Is this real life

湖人球迷：劳驾...请问这里是地球吗？！

[–]Lakersalreddy-reddit 1 point 2 hours ago

Sweet

湖人球迷：爽~~~~啊~~~~

[–]CelticsEutaxySpy 869 points an hour ago

Lakers with the 22-point comeback to beat the Suns and go 2-0 for the first time since 2010. Might just be a honeymoon phase, but it shows how much of a terrorist Darvin Ham was lmao

凯尔特人球迷：湖人今天能在落后22分的情况下最终逆转太阳取胜，而且还达成了自2010年之后的首次开局2胜0负~~~虽然这种表现也许只是湖人的蜜月期现象而已，却也从侧面反映出哈姆的篮球恐怖主义成分非常之高啊~~~~哈哈哈~~~~

[–]Disclaimz0r 172 points an hour ago

I watched that piece of shit coach every game last season. This team would be 0-2 right now if he was coaching.

球迷：你还真别说…上赛季头孢这坨狗屎执教的比赛我一场不落全看了，本赛季开局这两场湖人比赛要还是他执教，早他妈2连败了…

[–]CavaliersJedisponge 901 points an hour ago

Are we gonna have to apologize to JJ Redick?

骑士球迷：咱们是不是得给雷迪克道个歉？

[–]Naive_Illustrator 387 points an hour ago

And whoever's idea it was to hire him, when everyone else thought it was idiotic.

球迷：聘请雷迪克当湖人主教练的这个决策，不管是谁拍板的，当时这新闻一出来，外界所有人都觉得愚蠢至极啊！！

[–]goblin_welder 16 points an hour ago

It was LeGM’s idea

球迷：这个当然是詹经理的意思啦~~~

[–]SupersonicsLorjack 26 points an hour ago

I've already kickstarted his HOF push

超音速球迷：各位，我已经开始为雷迪克进名人堂造势了！！

[–]Heatbeamingleanin 601 points an hour ago

actually you know what? put Darvin ham in the hall of fame for how great he was at being ass

热火球迷：您猜怎么着？依我看应该把哈姆也送进名人堂~~~提名理由：愚蠢之人多了去，蠢出风格不容易，哈姆先生有造诣，他的蠢…登峰造极！！

[–][GSW] Chris MullinTeTrodoToxin4 91 points an hour ago

Well the ham is adjacent to the ass.

勇士球迷：嗯…火腿（ham）确实是离屁股（ass）很近的部位...

注：哈姆的名字ham可翻译成火腿，ass既可翻译成愚蠢，也可翻译成屁股。

[–]LakersNotClayMerritt 165 points an hour ago

You didn't like Ham saying, "Be physical" for 60 straight seconds every time out? That was basketball genius at work. He was just the scapegoat for this shitty team!

湖人球迷：遥想当初，每次暂停期间哈姆都会激情呐喊：“不够硬啊！”，每每都是连续输出“不够硬啊”足足60秒，别无其他辞藻，那是男人间的激情纯享，这样的男人你们竟然不爱？！他可是个篮球奇才啊！！只是被湖人这种烂队拿来当替罪羊罢了~~~~